Status Updates From Terminal Island

"What happened?" "They killed the sheriff. But they did not kill the deputy."

*facepalm* Seriously? And then, info dumping, info dumping, and the end. Hmm, I dunno about this one.

So...was she in on it or not? She says she wasn't, but now she's missing again with murderous cult people running around. I'm still suspicious.

Weird, plays about how your cult's God came into being. Pretty gross and gory.

What a great woman! Drugs her husband and then lets the crazy human sacrificing cult members into the room. I knew I was right to be suspicious of her!

Now this is what I'm talking about! Islanders kidnapping babies and stalking dad through the deserted streets with a monster with a bison's head that is dripping blood all over. Love it!

Worst sex scene ever. It began and was over in 3 paragraphs. It literally went like this, "2 second blowjob, oral for her, stick tongue in, simultaneous orgasm." Please author, don't write sex scenes anymore, that one turned me off.

Little girls with swords trying to kill this boy, who jumps in the ocean to escape only to run into a talking corpse. Awesome.

This takes bullying to a new level, leaving severed boar's heads on the doorstep

That is weird, mom is living in a condo set back in the middle of the woods that refuses visitors who have not been arranged...yet has no guard at the gate.

This book has a very disconcerting pacing to it, I suspect that's on purpose and I like it.

Interesting so far, but slow to get somewhere. I still dunno just what the hell this is supposed to be about.