Status Updates From The Iliad / The Odyssey

Tried to rewrite the Love Sosa intro with Hector’s name but there’s too many bad words. These Achaeans always in the fast ships talking about Prince Hector ain’t no hitter, Hector ain’t this, Hector ain’t that, etc. I’m not that funny

Calls Tydeus a bitch for running, then [Prince Hector] cried to his horses: "Xanthus and Podargys, and you Aethon and goodly Lanpus, pay me for your keep now and for all the honey-sweet corn with which Andromache, daughter of great Eetion, has fed you, and for the way in which she has mixed wine and water for you to drink whenever you would, before doing so even for me who am her husband. Haste in pursuit..."!