Status Updates From The Uncensored Picture of D...

made it past the introductions!!

I think I need to go back and listen 3 more times to grasp all of the philosophical & social discourse

forgot how sexist this book was ✊

Was this (the censored version) one of the ones we were supposed to read in school? I don't remember specifically not reading it but I feel like my peers did at some point

BASIL NOOOOOOOOO

Poor Basil..

Wow this has a Long Ass Intro but the context is interesting

General Introduction
"A lover or words...

BASIL NOOOO

Can't believe I didn't read this sooner

gay.

wow.

Henry’s influence was FAST.

He’s such a fascinating character. His ideas, and words are enchanting.

65

everyone is so gay

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable”

"Lo peor de tener un romance es lo antirrománticos que nos deja después"

“I wish I could change places with you, Dorian. The world has
cried out against us both, but it has always worshipped you. It always will worship you.''

there's only one alan.

alexa play ''i bet on loosing dogs'' by mitski

alexa play ''i bet on loosing dogs'' by mitski

this is where dorian goes from questionable victorian hedonist to literally irredeemable. i literally can't cope with this, i am so heartbroken and devastated aaahh

''It is quite true that I have worshipped you with far more romance
of feeling than a man should ever give to a friend. Somehow, I had
never loved a woman.''
ah yes, platonic male friendships in their natural habitat

whenever oscar wilde writes something wildly misogonystic, i get reminded he's just your average victorian man :( not a very kind realisation

SYBIL :(((((((((

sybil deserved better :(

''I don't quite forgive you for not letting me know of your engagement''

are you sure the not letting you know part is the problem... basil, are you SURE THE ENGAGEMENT ITSELF ISN'T THE PROBLEM

''“Just turn your head a little more to the right, Dorian, like a good
boy,” said Hallward''
QUIET DOWN

i didn't think it could get any gayer, yet here we are

lord henry is pissing me off …