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“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

“Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me. I hate it. One can survive everything nowadays except that.”

“I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices. I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do. If a personality fascinates me, whatever the personality chooses to do is absolutely delightful to me.”

Longing to be Dorian Gray, cursed to be Basil Hallward.

“I make a great difference between people. I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their characters, and my enemies for their brains. A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. I have not got one who is a fool. They are all men of some intellectual power, and consequently they all appreciate me. Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain.”

these people are so dramatic

some life advice: don't read this out loud because your breath will never last for these long ass monologues about the brevity of life and the sexiness of dorian gray

“Conscience and cowardice are really the same things, Basil. Conscience is the trade name of the firm. That is all”

recording an audiobook for my gf trying my hardest not to yell GAYASS every 2mins

Finished textual introduction… this novel has its share of introductions 😅

Frenemies? 🫢

absolutely ate up the historical contextualization god bless

Why does Dorian act like this ☹️

Distinguished gay men <3

Gay men are SO dramatic smh

General introduction finished… Poor Oscar…

The revelation!!!! I KNEW IT!!!

this man is crazy as fuck, also oscar wild writes like a dick head

"WAIT— IS THIS FUCKING PLAY ABOUT US????"

Gonna read the original after this one but yeah Dorian Gray ur crazy and Oscar Wilde I love you and ur my hero

wtf was that

Does a 5 hour audiobook really need a 2 hour introduction?!

ohhowwonderful

100

really fucking good, but kinda hurts my brain a little

Dorian has twink energy

so far the book is good, i’m glad i finished the book when i started cuz i would have k m s dorian is literally me i hate lord henry

why is the introduction so long 😭

This book is so gay. I love it.

Ay dios, qué horrible