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Shallowness, obsession, insufferable characters! This novel has such beautiful prose and never boring (except you, chapter 9. I hate you with every fiber of my being).

Maybe he should've stopped being annoying and a freak, then he could've had a fun time having a cursed ugly painting.

This is the worst chapter I've ever read.

It's always 'I love you' and never 'I have worshipped you with far more romance of feeling than a man should ever give to a friend. Well, from the moment I met you, your personality had had the most extraordinary influence over me. I quite admit that I adored you madly, extravagantly, absurdly. I was jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you.'

I'm just like Dorian Gray but instead of having my soul trapped within a portrait of myself a have a slutty little waist.

Rest in peace Dorian Gray, you would've loved Retinol and Botox.

Me when I arrive at the yapping competition and my opponent is Lord Henry Wotton.

Gay, in love with himself.

There is always something ridiculous about the passions of people whom one has ceased to love.

Not gay, in love with a woman.

Dorian is so real. I would also kill myself if I stopped being pretty.

No wonder Basil Hallward worshipped him. Dorian Gray was made to be worshipped.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

i don’t know if i can handle this

dorian tu fous quoi?

that is bloody lovely

if dorian was in danganronpa he’d be the ultimate tweaker

La declaración de Basil y como Dorian solo la ve como algo fascinante me va a doler toda la vida.

VIVAN LAS VACACIONES, aunque sean dos semanas, estaba esperando poder tener el tiempo libre para poder leer si interrupciones la versión sin censura.

😯😯😯

it’s giving pedo

okay get the ukelele it’s time to apologise🙄🙄

so good but i don’t see many differences between this text and the one edited for liponcotts

essa edição tem alguns erros ortográficos

I just fell to my knees

Getting myself to read this book is like pulling teeth out

“Realise your youth while you have it. Don’t squander the gold of your days, listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant, the common, and the vulgar, which are the aims, the false ideals of our age. Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.”

'Why, even in love it is purely a question for physiology. It has nothing to do with our own will. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot: that is all one can say.'

Oh my god this is so good. It is emotionally rich and I am enjoying it greatly.

HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!! I didn’t see that coming 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯