Status Updates From The Histories

Describes how four guys went south from Libra and crossed the desert, ending up with phones people and what historians now think is Niger River. They managed to get back too.

“‘For slander is the most terrible crime, one in which two people commit the injustice and a third is the victim of it. The one who slanders commits an injustice against the one who is not present, while the person who listens to him does wrong by believing him before learning if his claims are accurate.’” (7.10.η)

Describes the Medes make decision twice (once while drunk once while sober), describes people in the Caucasus as coopualtijg in public (“like animals”) and some weird Cyprus and Babylon tradition of women to be in the temple of Aphrodite.