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No. Just NO. Do NOT have a vampire love triangle, I. Am. Begging. You.

Oh, Iz...*sobbing in despair*...you are the reason they invented tracker bracelets.

Iz, what the freak is wrong with you?

Have I mentioned before how much I loathe rebellious teenagers who lie to their guardians to get what they want?

And this, boys and girls, is why I shop a thrift stores.

Excellent so far! Written by a 12 year old girl from West Haven, CT.