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Ugh. So insufferably millennial. I think she can be funny sometimes but it’s really hit or miss, and most of the times it’s miss. Also, she seems very eager to write about how crazy her childhood was, but it’s in a “omg Darla I can’t take you anywhere!!!” way. It’s not crazy. I can’t bring myself to waste my time and read the rest.
Stick with the blogs please.