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I have never read a book where the caretaker who is supposed to put his patients needs before his own completely makes every single thing about him in a "woe is me" way. The movie is so much better holy shit

“She’s doing everything she can to make herself ugly, and it’s still not working.”
What is it with men’s obsession with how females look? This is nasty.

I don’t often say this, but I genuinely think the movie is better than the book. I have no sympathy for the narrator in the book.