Status Updates From The Third Wheel (Diary of a...

greg and his friends argeed to go to prom with this one girl he really likes and greg is gonna talk to the other girl.

Abigail man didn't want to take her to prom because he already found someone and Abigail is sad about that because who she gonna go with and greg told Rodley to ask her to go as a group and she liked that idead and all three are going.

Me: I don’t know about this one. He’s kinda gone off the deep end talking about his antics before he was even born, stirring up shit from the womb.
Me: Actually that’s hilarious. Some real Gunter Grass moves.

Greg found a girl for a dance but she wasn't really sure she wanted to dance with him because she said that he was weird and stuff.

greg was jealous because rowley asked greg crush and he was mad because she acutely agree with

greg was asking a lot of girl for the valentine prom but he keep on messing up too but uncle gray said that buy something new that would catch girls attention so he went to his brother clothes and see if there anything he can barrow for tomorrow but there wasn't anything that catches his attention. so he check his dad clothes and he saw his dad old leather jacket.

greg was asking girl out for prom but he nervous to ask them out and then uncle gray for some advice but he doesnt really trust because he been married four time so he didn't ask him.

greg is getting mad at Rowley because he not saying things he wants for the fun raiser there making. later that day they decided to do a valentine party and the boys are not happy about that because they didn't wanted to but some of the girls did prom gram for 25cents with a little candy and all of the boys got jealous and they started buying some.

greg was making his from to vote for president for the school but he doesnt want to it because he a little nervous and shy when he talks to people.

greg is doing dance classes in he want to dance with this one girl but she doesn't want to dance with greg so greg felt bad and he didn't want to dance with ruby because she the weird one in the class.

greg uncle came to his house and he needed to see dad for some money but his dad didn't want to give his any money because he has a bad record of giving money back.

Greg is talking about how he really want to take this girl out to prom but he doesn’t know how to take her because he really nervous to ask her out.

Manny was so nervous on making new friends because he was always with his imagenary friends and he had so many he couldn't even remember the rest of the names.