Status Updates From The Third Wheel (Diary of a...

so far so good

Planning on finishing this book today. I stopped reading this to read another book. I enjoy the parts about the dance!!!Ha Ha!!!1

Even all the weird boys have a date. Greg is out of ideas to find a girl or ask a girl. He does have a girl to ask who is not taken or have a date but Greg is too scaed to ask her so Greg asks Rowley again to help him wih the problem. Soon enough later after it all goes smoothly for everyone and even Greg.

He is thinking of all the girls who is takin, single, have a date to the dance, and do not have a date to the dance. He wants to go the the dance but does not have a date. Rowley is going to the dance with his mom and obviously Greg does not want to go to the dance with his mom.

On the third wheel book, Greg is having trouble finding a date to the dance for his school. He asks Rowley to help him find a date but its no help. Almost everyone has a date but him and he is starting to freak out on what he will do to find a date. He is out of ideas to find the perfect girl who doesn't have a date.

The library better hurry up with my copy because I'm missing Rowley, Rodrick, and Greg!

I can't believe I'm just realizing Uncle Gary's fourth marriage failed.

That's unfortunate. I've had a total of five detentions, so count me out.

What Greg doesn't want to happen is going to happen to him. Callin' it.

I think it is clear that Greg has had a hard time finding a date for the Valentines Day dance. He's tried hard & he just wants to have a good year. I predict that someone he doesn't like will ask him. I think this because something bad always happens to him

So far , I've learned a lot about Greg's childhood and after his little brother was born. I think that it's a little ridiculous that Greg is still paranoid that his little brothers stub could be anywhere. It most likely fell off when nobody noticed. He picks at his food all the time because of it.

things don't work out for him so well. (continuation of last update.)

I'm only reading this book because
A) i didn't find the next book in the series that im reading in yet, and B) it's new. Here is the whole summary of the book:in the begging of the book greg talks about himself when he was a baby and a little kid, in the middle of the book he is trying to get a girl to go to the dance with him, and at the end o the book he ends up as going to the dance with a "group of friends" and

Hilarious page!

Small chuckles so far.

END OF BOOK!!!!!! Greg takes his date to the dance and when they were dancing he saw a red thing on her face and he thought it was chicken pocks because of what rowely said at the restraunt so greg screamed and that wasn't a smart idea turns out it was just a pimple a couple of days later rowely started going out with that girl.

I was on page 192 for my last status update i forgot to write it in the what page are you on box.

Greg finds a leather jacket in his dad closet and likes it he asked his dad if her can ware it to the dance and he said he didn't care but gregs mom does so he has to go put it back but in the morning sneaks it out the door

Greg just thought of a great idea he said that if they want soft toilet paper than they are going to have to raise the money themselves so they decide to have a valentines dance.

How do you read these

Greg wanted to go to the dance he did but it didn't work out well. Greg got Rowley to be his wing man and tried to get Holly hills his dream girl. She went and the dance went into a disaster. The old people came and wanted the gym and they got half. They complimented that the music was to loud. Then they all started to come on the other side a eat all the food. Then boys came and trashed the whole dance.

the Guys want to go to the dance with a girl not a boy. They are selling candy Grams which asks a person to the dance for you.

kids are trying to rip books because of this superhero that came to there school.

Rowley got elected for social chairperson because no one else wanted to be a social chairperson Greg went through all the hard work to write on the t shirt and no one else even tried for that spot.

The vice prinicipal is having to realect student conucil and the student can't have three or more detintions and greg just got his third detitiona a couple of days ago and so greg tells rowely that he should be a student council member and that all he had to do was show up at the meeting and that he/ greg would do everything eles like tell rowely what to say through a blue tooth.

this story starts of at two in the morning with a nerd named lance. lance likes to play on his computer on a game called discordia. discordia is this online game like lord of the rings. lance has a friend online called mrskeller. lance hasnt met mrskeller in real life yet but she is one of lances best friends.

this story starts of at two in the morning with a nerd named lance. lance likes to play on his computer on a game called discordia. discordia is this online game like lord of the rings. lance has a friend online called mrskeller. lance hasnt met mrskeller in real life yet but she is one of lances best friends.

this story starts of at two in the morning with a nerd named lance. lance likes to play on his computer on a game called discordia. discordia is this online game like lord of the rings. lance has a friend online called mrskeller. lance hasnt met mrskeller in real life yet but she is one of lances best friends.

this story starts of at two in the morning with a nerd named lance. lance likes to play on his computer on a game called discordia. discordia is this online game like lord of the rings. lance has a friend online called mrskeller. lance hasnt met mrskeller in real life yet but she is one of lances best friends.

this story starts of at two in the morning with a nerd named lance. lance likes to play on his computer on a game called discordia. discordia is this online game like lord of the rings. lance has a friend online called mrskeller. lance hasnt met mrskeller in real life yet but she is one of lances best friends.