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“Even from the very first, I think I’d always known she was meant to be mine too.”

THISSSSS OMG QUE BELLO. we love stepparents!

No, Erik.” Even I could hear the sadness in my voice. “If you don’t want me anymore, if whatever misunderstanding made you not want me, then I have to move on.”

Bro ur being a sad loser, why the fuck would u punish him with the baby que te pasa pendejo de mierda

Erik i love u but shawtyyyyy but dont be going all toxic on me cuz i will punch u bitch.
So what if Rue era un puto back then? he didn’t even know u the fuck, like sure feel ur feelings but dont make him feel like a whore just cuz he was fucking and u were a 27 year old virgin.

no entiendo porque saying i love u is suddenly such a big deal when he said it just fine when they were fucking 2 chapters ago. Also ame el slow burn i was afraid this would be too insta love

chat gpt has informed me im in the middle of the book (idk what page im on cuz im a poor bitch trying to read a book in a not so legal way) Wtf ur telling me that the story is perfect (also very fucking long aparentemente) everything has been resolved and they are together pero falta half of it?! im scared

“Then show me what to do. I want it to be good for you.”
“No research?” I tried to tease, but the intense look on his face made it hard to breathe.
Erik smiled. “Lots of research. I just want you to show me how you like it.”

stoooppppp i cant that was so sweet wtf that man is killing meeeee

a couple of kisses aren’t going to fix that shit apologize bro

I just don’t think it’s… appropriate for you to be out looking all trashy with a bunch of guys groping you when you have a daughter waiting for you at home.”

Nooooo not u Erik!! the machista aliens got u too?!

why am i liking this so much, why is the best thing i have read in months. I thought this was going to be a hate read or at least un guilty pleasure read but im loving it in a not ironic way

"You're falling for him, aren't you?"
"What? No!" Maybe.
He smiled sadly. "Well, if you change your mind... just don't hurt him, Rue.
He really-
"What, Dust?"
"I don't think he'd have said no to that question."

thats so sweet awww

Rue being a bitch because he’s horny and sexually fustrated has been the highlight of my year

“I suppose it’s better than getting some disease at the E. coli motel for babies”

Me meo puñeta. This shit is wayyy too funny. Turns out i dont hate babies, i hate their negligent parents. But i feel like the twink is a good dad menos por la parte en la que le dejo su hija a un total extraño wtf

“Dusty chuckled. “She seems kinda butch too. Did she want to strap one on and make you take it?”
I was sure Dusty could hear my eye roll over the phone. “As if! I don’t even bottom for guys. Why would I let some chick stick it to me?”

i knew que el misogyny was coming but damn im still sad about it

idk why im reading this tampoco

Some editing issues, but I can overlook them when the story is vvvvvv cute 🥰

Got the audio of this one and I'm looking forward to the reread. I'm just main-lining the gay romances now.

Weirdy McWeirderson - aka the complete stranger you left your baby daughter with!

It was almost endearing for the moment past the poopy nappy.

Babies don't make me want to read.

Accepting the setup I'm still thinking these guys shouldn't be left in charge of a pot plant, let alone a baby.

May have liked it more some years back, now...