Status Updates From Les Mystères de l'alphabet

"H is a letter that signifies evil"

I'm only seven letters into the alphabet and already two of them are associated with the dick: F & G. Ironically the D is more likely to be associated with the boob (just add a nipple to your basic D) or the pubic triangle (think of the Greek Delta Δ only with the point down and a slit drawn in it).

This is translated from the original French, and I'm wondering what that means for the English text. A question like: "Why does mother start with M?" is true for both languages, but I'm sure there are others that won't work, and there aren't any translator's notes to address possible conflicts.

I'm sorry but every time I pick up this book I am required to say ~Mysteries of the Alphabet~ in a spooky voice.