Status Updates From A French Fling (Love Abroad...

Short, low drama, enjoying it. FF

[I refuse to believe anyone edited this book.]

[Listen, trust me, I know all the kidding-on-the-square jokes about how quickly Sapphics move, but you've just met someone like two days ago, you've said maybe ten sentences to each other, and the sum total of your physical contact has been a limp handshake...and then she randomly smacks you on the ass in public and you're like "Ooh how cool and playful!"?? This book is weird already.]