Status Updates From The Dressmaker

“You’re going to put on your hat and travel the world. You’re going to dance across the moon. I’ll bet on it.” Okay 😭😭

Michael: I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!
Jim: I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?
Michael: Titanic?
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
Michael: No, I'm- Leo DiCaprio! Come on!

“A real man makes his own luck. - Billy Zane, Titanic.” - Dwight Shrute

omg i’m sad no one talk to me

GASP I beg your finest pardon

I really hope Lady Duff Gordon wasn’t like this in real life because what a 1-800-biotch

“Think of how many times women have to step up when men turn cowardly. And the pompous cretins won’t even let us have the vote—”

me: no, that can’t be true *googles* ….holy crap it is.

Oh um. Well. *my heart will go on starts to play* 😭

guys they are deploying the lifeboats but they said the ship couldn’t sink how dumb are they

oh they have bumped into an ice berg the guy said. they should be fine.

oh guys Tess just woke up to the ship jolting I wonder what happened???

what a nice book about a lovely ship

huh, she’s getting on a big ship called the Titanic. I hope everything goes well.