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Nastassja H
is 42% done
"His lips part. Then they close. Then they part. Then close again. He takes a step forward, then a step back.
"What the fuck is he doing… Dancing??"
— 1 hour, 42 min ago
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"What the fuck is he doing… Dancing??"
Nastassja H
is 39% done
Even my aphantasic ass can imagine this bird suit scene enough to realize how fucking unhinged it is. 😂
— 2 hours, 35 min ago
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Nastassja H
is 38% done
“Boy, if other people worked as hard as you at denying themselves good things, we’d be living in a world without corndogs.”
— 3 hours, 7 min ago
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Nastassja H
is 36% done
"I growl, annoyed that he seems like he wants to move when all I want to do is just lie here and pretend we’re both dead."
Ugh, so many breadcrumbs.
— 3 hours, 39 min ago
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Ugh, so many breadcrumbs.




















