Status Updates From A Return to Christmas

When asked to locate India on a map he points to South Dakota bc he has never been to school and then says “really? Cause I been there. I know it has lotsa Indians.” And like I get this book came out almost 30 years ago but come on

Artie wants to go to Nordstrom’s at fashion place and his sister suggests Nordstrom’s rack in the sugarhouse center which he thinks is barely better than the DI and if I were playing Utah bingo this one paragraph would’ve given me 5 in a row