Status Updates From The Fall

"You see, I had always lived a life of debauchery, since I had never ceased to desire immortality. Was this not the essence of my character and also the outcome of the great self-love that I spoke of? Yes, I was dying to become immortal. I loved myself too much not to desire that the precious object of my love should never vanish."

I am ashamed to say that I have definitely dated this person.

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