Status Updates From A Tapestry of Magics

This book is not good; we've established that much. It's not even really comically dumb, although I did appreciate the giant snake demon appearing in the latest chapter, basically to say "yeah I fuckin' hate all the characters in this book too," and then leave. Makes me feel like I ought to be spending less energy on this book and more on finishing my Good Omens fics. Anyway! It's good to read when I can't sleep.

So far this book is not *as bad* as I expected it to be, which is not to say it's good, but the inside cover informs me that I bought it for $1.95 at most, and the last book I read that I got for two dollars was that awful anti-vax Beauty and the Beast with robots book, so I think I'm winning here. Definitely lots of cheesy pulp tropes here, but sometimes bad books can be fun, and I'm an optimist.

Well I opened the book to the first page of prose and there's a swastika so that's. sure a thing!

It's on a Nazi who has apparently fallen through some kind of dimensional rift, and then been shot by a lizard rider.

My assessment that this sure is a book has not changed!

I have no idea how this book will go for me! I bought it at a used bookstore years ago (I quit used bookstores and have not been inside of one for six or seven years) and I'm sure my thought process was along the lines of "well, this certainly is a book!" Which was probably my thought process for 90% of the books I bought at used bookstores, which is why I don't go into them anymore.

Combard is such an asshole