Status Updates From Attachments

Sir it’s time to cut the cord

Sometimes women are morons

OK nvm, the weird behavior is reciprocated. Carry on I guess.

This is one of those stories that's cute in theory but would be terrifying to experience irl. Rainbow Rowell I love you but I'm so glad you're not writing my life story 💀

CHECK TRIGGER WARNINGS 😭

They still have not met or spoken to each other… and they both are semi-stalking the other so I guess that must cancel out the weirdness??

Oh sir you are too old to be living with your mom and to still be hung up on your idk HIGH SCHOOL GF

Idk how to feel… 45% in and they haven’t event met or spoken to one another… but I keep reading because of all the build up and anticipation for when they actually do meet?