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In my mid-90’s bodice ripper era ✨

"How could Ceidre be so stupid—to tell her this!"
I also wonder

i don't fucking know... I can't quite believe it... what is this? you want to hang, girl? have some pride, do it yourself 🤪

Here's to hoping she'll actually fuck her own husband 🤞🏽🧍🏽‍♀️

This is so intense and messy, I can't even stop to eat lol
I did not expect that

Rolfe is irredeemable!!! But I’m going to continue reading!

I don’t think I’m actually super invested in this book as much as I binged read it last night, so should I DNF or not

I’m really feeling these bodice ripper rereads

we've entered FMC is too stupid to function. Despite her sister openly hating her, taking joy in seeing her whipped, letting her rot for a week and almost die from a fever, throwing her in a blackened pit for days hoping she'll die, and calling her a useless serf whore any chance she gets, the FMC still tries to talk to her sister like a reasonable person.

this is bananas town chaos. He is ecstatic she didn't bone his most loyal soldier even though he married her off to said soldier, AND he already boned her sister.

pacing could amp up though.

tbh I love a good old bodice ripper. We already have some INTRIGUE. She's pretending to be her half sister and has a lazy eye so people think she's a heretical witch.

sure its a historical romance from 1990.... but even THIS plotline in the 90's?????
OH HOW FAR WE HAVE COME MY SISTERS.

FFS can someone knock some darn sense into Ceidre?! Her sister HATES her— has actively been trying to get her punished and even killed, but no let’s still volunteer to tell her our darkest secrets so she can use those against you too!