Status Updates From Persians

i’d be mad af if my ghost was brought back bc my son failed in battle 😒😒

you can't tell me that "but I'd like to know, my friends: where in the world IS Athens?" wasn't a hilarious line when performed in Athens to an audience of mostly Athenians

'τόδ᾽ στέγος ἀρχαῖον' come on that's the skene

calling the army περσέπτολις, "city-sacking" but also simultaneously "Persepolis"/"Persian city"!