Status Updates From Guinness World Records 2012

AVERAGE LIFE FACT 2 - Number of hours it takes to teach the average person how to juggle. Record-breaking juggler David Slick was able to juggle four objects continuously for longer (2 hr 23 min) than that…

1,344,290 - Number of times you will laugh throughout your life. According to German psychologist Dr Michael Titze, the average person spends six minutes a day laughing – 12 minutes less than we did in the 1960s.

437,292,000 - Words spoken in a lifetime. Our favorite topics of conversation are the weather, work, family, hobbies, and television.

3.5 - Washing machines you will own in a lifetime. You will spend 11 minutes a day on laundry, which equates to 219 days of your life – the same as an average person in 1900, when people wore fewer clothes and washed them less often.

296 - Gallons of blood you’ll lose in a lifetime, along with 557 gallons of sweat and 16 gallons of tears – enough blood for 10 baths, enough sweat for a five-hour shower, and enough tears to wash eight tracksuits!

$56,825 - Your total spending on clothes. A lifetime’s supply of boiler suits and sensible shoes would cost $5,178. The extra $51,647 is the price you pay for a lifetime of fashion!

137 - Pairs of shoes that will get you through a lifetime of walking, running, and dancing. That’s a new pair every six months. If each shopping trip takes one-and-a-half hours, that’s eight-and-a-half days of your life spent buying footwear.

314 - Number of visits you’ll make to a physician in a lifetime. The average visit is 11.7 minutes – making a total of 61 hours, or 2.5 days. During your life, you will spend the equivalent of a long weekend with your physician.

11 - Pairs of running shoes you’ll get through. It’s recommended that you replace running shoes every 300 miles, meaning that you’ll cover 3,300 miles in those shoes in a lifetime, or 127 marathons’ worth.

31.2 - Feet of hair that will grow out of your head at a rate of 0.5 in a month. Keeping it tidy will take up two years of the average woman’s life – and just two weeks for the average man…

3,019,107,744 - Number of heartbeats in a lifetime.

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0.57 - Gallons of hydrochloric acid your stomach produces every day. Enough to fill a bathtub every two months. In a lifetime, that’s enough to dissolve yourself in your own stomach acid 440 times.

AVERAGE LIFE FACT 2 - Number of weeks it takes your body to completely renew your skin. Your bones replace themselves more slowly – every 10 years. In a lifetime, your seven skeletons will wear out 2,064 suits of skin!

8.3 - Weight in tons of all the potatoes you will eat. The world’s favorite vegetable was discovered in the New World and is mildly poisonous: 8.3 tons contains enough neurotoxin to kill 3,750 people.

93 - Pounds of honey you’ll consume in a lifetime. Honey is the longest-lasting food we eat. Honeycombs found in the 4,000-year-old tombs of the pharaohs contained honey that was still edible.

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113 - Gallons of ice-cream you’ll eat in a lifetime.

Is it any wonder I've got too much (clap clap) time on my hands.