Status Updates From The Iliad

Scroll 2: Zeus deceives Agamemnon into expecting victory, the Greek army is assembled after Odysseus restores order, and Homer lists the Greek and Trojan forces. Scroll 3: Paris agrees to duel Menelaus for Helen, Menelaus wins, but Aphrodite rescues Paris, so the war continues.

half of book 2 straight up just being a list of names okkkkkk

The girlies are fighting

Agamemnon pissing me tf off. Like I get that you’re this all powerful soldier who wants glory in battle, but why are you letting that glory slip from your grasp all because you want Briseis? Like at this point it isn’t even about her, you just don’t wanna admit you’re wrong. Annoying as hell lol