Status Updates From The Beasts of Barakhai (The...

I had no idea that I'd devour this book so fast. Shows what sorts of things you can find lying around in second-hand book stores. I should visit them more often, once quarantine and the virus are gone.

Seems I forgot to update it the last time. 30 pages exactly, if my updates are to believed. These round numbers are not helping my theory that I'm either cursed or a mysterious being from another dimension.

The real reason is lack of attention span. I just don't have one most of the time. And when I do get one it just... goes faster than lightning.

Can I only read a maximum of 80 pages at a time? Find out next time.

I am just trying to make these updates interesting rather than insightful, how did you know? Anyway, yes, this book is weird.

Call the Dark Ages bereft of knowledge again, Ben Collins, and I too will throw you in jail.

I don't know whether or not I like this book yet. I haven't been reading much to be honest. I am currently stewing in fear, agony and general business. Help.

I try later again

Poor old lady, he ate her!