Status Updates From The Golden Lotus Volume 1: ...

We only know Jinlian for thirty or so pages and she managed to: give the old man an std that kills him, entice customers with her feet, and miserably fail at seducing her bil. I know we are supposed to think she is evil, but she didnt ask for this life. Her parents literally sold her T_T

this book is going to kill me

how is this book so good but also such an endurance test

HE. HE. he. tried to throw plums into his wife's cooch. AND GOT THEIR MAID TO WATCH???? AND THEN FED HIS WIFE THE PLUM THAT GOT IN TO HER COOCH???