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Robert's Arthur is pretty much Merlin 2.0 so I can only conclude he's making them a trinity with Jesus himself because the concept of the three keeps repeating

Merlin has three guises in this: a serving-boy, a handsome gentleman, and an old white-haired man. Is that a guy version of the Triple Goddess?? He's Mother, Maiden, Crone in addition to Girboss, Gaslight, Gatekeep?? I have so many quesions...

I've known that Merlin orchestrated Arthur's birth via what now is legally rape of Igrene by Uther... but Robert's take also implies he did it to make Arthur's conception just like his own, isn't that something

the tradition of taking two of your best buds when you go have sex with your wife so that they could watch is... something

Jesus was so powerful he invented baptism. Demons who used to just take all humans to hell started losing them to heaven, and they got upset bc they "didn't have power to lie with women" and create life (unlike God). But they really wanted a chosen one of their own, the one who'd decieve people on Earth, and did their best, so Merlin was born with the Devil's knowledge of the past and God's knowledge of the future :D

Robert was such a dick fr