Status Updates From A Religious Orgy in Tenness...

“The Tennesseans have tolerated their imbeciles for fear that attacking them would bring down the derision of the rest of the country. Now they have the derision, and to excess-and the attack is ten times as difficult as it ever was before”

“In jazz there are simple rhythms, comprehensible even to savages”
Ahh..forgot that for as funny and observant as Mencken was, he was also more than a little racist

“They are idiotic, but they are simple. And every man prefers what he can understand to what puzzles and dismays him”
Oh how I wish Mencken was alive to see America today