Status Updates From Harry Potter and the Method...

"Muggle researchers have found that people are always very optimistic, compared to reality...reality usually delivers results a little worse than the 'worst-case scenario'. It's called the planning fallacy, and the best way to fix it is to ask how long things took the last time you tried them...but when you're doing something new...you just have to be really, really, really pessimistic."

Harry and Hermione sitting in a tree k i s s i n g! First comes love then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!

Harry Potter such a crybaby!

Oh, that sneaky Harry Potter!

That's pretty fucking ingenious!

Backfire! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Dumbledore to the rescue?

Lord fucking Voldemort is so fucking long-winded!

When we look at others we see personality traits that explain their behaviour, but when we look at ourselves we see circumstances that explain our behaviour. People's stories make internal sense to them, from the inside, but we don't see people's histories trailing behind them in the air. We only see them in one situation, and we don't see what they would be like in a different situation. So the fundamental attributi

Stupid Voldemort.

Silly Boy Who Lived! 🤔

Yep! Professor Quirrel is Lord Voldemort!

Yay.