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Not all losing is like this. There are compro- mises and negotiated surrenders. There are other ways to placate bullies. There is a whole art form to manipulating others by letting them be dominant over you. But first, losing must be thinkable.

Harry wrote down “Do not mess with time” on Paper-1 in slightly shaky handwriting, folded it neatly, and resolved not to do any more truly brilliant experiments on Time until he was at least fifteen years old.
To the best of Harry’s knowledge, that had been the scariest experimental result in the entire history of science. 😂

I’m not a psychopath, I’m just very creative. 🤭