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Dumbledore to the rescue?

Lord fucking Voldemort is so fucking long-winded!

When we look at others we see personality traits that explain their behaviour, but when we look at ourselves we see circumstances that explain our behaviour. People's stories make internal sense to them, from the inside, but we don't see people's histories trailing behind them in the air. We only see them in one situation, and we don't see what they would be like in a different situation. So the fundamental attributi

Stupid Voldemort.

Silly Boy Who Lived! 🤔

Yep! Professor Quirrel is Lord Voldemort!

Yay.

So far, this is INSANELY good.

Am I being observed? I just watched Veritasium's video on the positive bias last week.

What is deadlier than hate, and flows without limit? “Indifference,” Harry whispered aloud, the secret of a spell he would never be able to cast; and kept striding toward the library to read anything he could find, anything at all, about the Philosopher’s Stone.

Aha! Professor Quirrell is dying.

Hogwarts goes to war!

“You exonerate House Malfoy of any involvement in Hermione Granger’s death? Do you have any idea what you’ve done , you little fool? Why in Merlin’s name would you do something like WHAT -“

What is this craziness at Godrick's Hollow?

Harry and Quirrel talking resurrection. Stupidity.

Neville is leaving Hogwarts.

BAHAHAHAHA WHAT

Hermione Granger's body is missing. Hmmmmmm...

Wait why didn't anyone tell me this was so funny

That was long-winded.

Professor McGonagall opened the door to her office. “Madam Granger,” her voice said, “Mr. Granger, I am so terribly sorry for -”

Harry wants to resurrect Hermione.

“HE IS HERE. THE ONE WHO WILL TEAR APART THE VERY STARS IN HEAVEN. HE IS HERE. HE IS THE END OF THE WORLD.”

Harry Potter is trying to find Hermione Granger because there is a troll on the loose in Hogwarts!

“He - the Dark Lord didn’t torture her -” Harry said. “If that’s what you’re asking.”

Didn't like it, stopped reading it.

Did Harry fail the phoenix test?

“Mr. Malfoy’s health is in no danger, I am given to understand. Unfortunately, I have received an owl from Mr. Malfoy’s father withdrawing him from Hogwarts. I am afraid he is not coming back.”

Harry's mom did the right thing.

Boo!