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This suddenly got so dark lol. Poor Luna…

This is so painfully long

“Two of my parents are dead” 🤣

This book is a trip lol

“Ravenclaws are known for their brains, but their internal organs could be sold on the black market for enough money to hire an assassin. Slytherins aren’t just useful as assassins, they can also be thrown at sufficient velocity to crush an enemy. And Hufflepuffs, in addition to being hard workers, also con- tain bones that can be removed, sharpened, and used to stab someone.”

LOSING MY GODAMN SHIT

“Also Harry was in love. It would be a three-way wedding: him, the Time-Turner, and Professor Quirrell.”

IM CALLING IT HES ARO ACE
I NEVER THOIGHT ID SAY BUT I LOVE PROF QUIRREL BRUH 😙😙

“Looming vigorously” LMFAOOO I CANT

I genuinely love to see this side of Draco in this, and I begin to feel pity for Harry who is too smart for the world and cannot feel an ounce of pure joy without scrutinizing it from end to end

Pompous bitch 😭😭 wtf is this Harry where is the Harry I know and love