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This is so painfully long

“Two of my parents are dead” 🤣

This book is a trip lol

“Ravenclaws are known for their brains, but their internal organs could be sold on the black market for enough money to hire an assassin. Slytherins aren’t just useful as assassins, they can also be thrown at sufficient velocity to crush an enemy. And Hufflepuffs, in addition to being hard workers, also con- tain bones that can be removed, sharpened, and used to stab someone.”

LOSING MY GODAMN SHIT

“Also Harry was in love. It would be a three-way wedding: him, the Time-Turner, and Professor Quirrell.”

IM CALLING IT HES ARO ACE
I NEVER THOIGHT ID SAY BUT I LOVE PROF QUIRREL BRUH 😙😙

“Looming vigorously” LMFAOOO I CANT

I genuinely love to see this side of Draco in this, and I begin to feel pity for Harry who is too smart for the world and cannot feel an ounce of pure joy without scrutinizing it from end to end

Pompous bitch 😭😭 wtf is this Harry where is the Harry I know and love

The longest book in the world...

«Решта країн висловлювала занепокоєння, але
втручатися не наважувалася: чи то через
байдужий егоїзм, чи то просто через страх,
адже перший, хто виступив би проти Темного
Лорда, міг стати наступною мішенню його
терору.»🥲

Це неймовірне чтиво! Спершу читалося як дуже милий і дотепний тролінг Роулінг, але зараз є відчуття, що їду в автівці без гальм і поняття не маю, що буде за черговим поворотом. Майже вбити Драко, вбити Герміону і це, дідько, не кінець...

This audiobook is such a mission.

Halfway through omg!

Chapter 8 has been reached

Nearly halfway 🎉🎉🎉

What the actual fuck is going on!!! Like did Draco say he was going to rape Luna when he is old enough! Was the author on drugs when he write this book!!?!?!?!? It’s painful like physically painful reading this

I read Sarah’s review and she gave it 2 stars and I so far completely agree with her and the comment below it! The fandom for HPMOF are crazy!

Okay so after reading so reviews I will give this book a chance by reading it all no matter how bad and annoying it is! I have high hopes it will change my mind!! I’m on chapter 7 and I will read it until the end I hope!! It will take a very long time but I will eventually get there and then reread the actual good Harry Potter books!

Strong feeling!!!!! I hate Harry in this book soooooooo much!!!! Like I want Voldemort to win! Why is he such a butch to Ron!! And why is he such a bitch in general?!?!? Like I want the sweet innocent boy from the books and he ain’t it!!! Fuck Harry Evan verres so much! He isn’t Harry Potter! I just want to read this book to see what else is different and what else I hate

This is the longest book, but it's pretty great.

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Harry is too rational and mean!! It’s sad!! When he was treated like shit it made him humble! Now he is spoiled! I don’t like the father but he is a father figure! Petiuna is nice! Draco and Harry’s interaction was nice

ну и сопротивление возникает при чтении книги)) для меня волшебный мир без излишней рациональности куда приятнее, но все же интересно, что будет дальше.

Pages in the book
6,447.4

At page
1,780.2

Pages left
4,667.2

I really enjoy this book but it makes me cringe so much. There is just a bit of like wink wink stuff that I have to look past. It feels like a bash of HP but it is obviously takes a lot of care to write so much.
If I had read this earlier in my life I would have been absolutely obsessed.

My God this is taking bloody ages.

Worth it though

haah such a ride :) I still can't believe that a fanfic can be this good! it knocks so many others out of the park! Turning out to be my all-time favorite book!

This is rounding, as number is different in my ereader. About to start chapter 106

About to start chapter 97

About to start chapter 91

47-60, finally some good chapters!

Paging is a bit off (different in my ereader; I am rounding). About to start chapter 82