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In loooooove

Gosh, this Stanford Prison Experiment chapter series is long!

HAHAHAHA. A serious scene is occurring and then this conversation happened: “Ssay ssomething in Parsseltongue,” hissed the snake. Harry’s face turned to the snake, to make it clear that he was addressing it, and hissed, “ One two three four five ssix sseven eight nine ten. ”

Gonna binge-read this tonight!

"All wings report in," said General Potter. They'd rehearsed this during their one training session on Saturday. "Red Leader standing by," said Seamus Finnigan, who had no idea what it meant. "Red Five standing by," said Dean Thomas, who'd waited his entire life to say it.

It's been a while since my last update :))

And I thought Infinite Jest was long!

I don't know how to say this without sounding like an exaggeration , but The Stanford Prison Experiment chapters were better than anything JK Rowling has ever produced.

"Draco? What are you doing in oh my god you have minions." :D

Dlouhý! Ale čte se to parádně a je to fakt sranda, když člověk žere svět HP. :)

this ending is tearing apart my soul

I don't actually know because it doesn't have page numbers, but I'm on chapter twenty of 112 so it's as good a guess as any.

WHAT.

The Patronus Charm v2.0!

“One of my tutors once said that
people form close friendships by knowing private things about each
other, and the reason most people don’t make close friends is because
they’re too embarrassed to share anything really important about themselves."

Cat biochemistry cracked me up

sirius black news talking

This fanfic is such a treat! It is an AU fanfic where Harry Potter grows with loving foster parents, is a genius, and has a rational and scientific mind. All HP fans Must give this a read.

Such a deep and philosophical exchange of dialogue regarding life/death, good/evil...
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"The universe is neither evil, nor good, it simply does not care."

sirius black news talking

THEM ARMIES AND THEIR GLORIOUSLY WEIRD BATTLE CRIES <3

Amazing so far...

Oh dear gods. I can't XD The story became a lot funnier at this point. Love those parts where the POV shifts to Hermione's. SUNSHINE REGIMENT!

Now this is just getting too philosophical :)) "The idea of the eraser as a solid object was something that existed only inside his own brain, inside the parietal cortex that processed his sense of shape and space."

LOL to all of Harry's reactions when his suspension of belief just can't take it XD [Testing le mobile app. Much better than the primitive design back then]

I'm getting strong Drarry ship vibes from this fic. And is that a Death Note reference I see?? :))) #SoRandom

This is the most addictive thing I've ever read by far.

"Beep. Tick. Whirr. Ding. Poot." and "Amelia Bones... was looking like she'd been hit repeatedly in the face with a planet." (chapter 119 of 122)

When Harry speaks in Parseltongue, as becomes ass. (At Chapter 114 of 122)

"'I find, ...that I do not care.'" Albus Dumbledore for president.