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<<"Good!" said Slytherin. "I'm glad you see now that the most moral thing to do is to sacrifice the lives of sentient beings for your own convenience, to feed your dreadful appetites, for the sick pleasure of ripping them apart with your teeth—"

His inner Slytherin’s mental voice was grim. "You too will some day embrace the doctrine... that the end justifies the meats." This was followed by some mental snickering.>>

I acc cannot stress this enough. There are A/Ns at the beginning of each chapter. And author is a WEEB 😭😭 fanfiction author core. Chapter 5 acc had me laughing though.

Why do my teachers keep prescribing me Harry Potter fanfics for class lmfao. Also why is it always better than the acc books 😭😭😭

First impression: what if Harry Potter was an obnoxious know-it-all.

A sweatband covering his scar?? What an avpm reference! Wow

So Harry is presented as tactless for talking about death 10 years after the war because everyone lost someone, but are we forgetting he lost both parents in that same war?

I like the idea of Harry in Ravenclaw though, will be interesting to see if the story leads that way. Also looking forward to seeing if Harry and Draco form a friendship

Wow, I’ve never despised a child so much. Still, on we go

DNF as well at 8% Fanfiction is so not my cup of tea.

That why I don't really like fanfiction. All the characters are just so off.

That would be a long one.

I'm slowly turning into fanfic reader and i love it. Also, Jack Voraces narrates this one and it's fantastic 😍😍

The end of this behemoth is in sight! Over 500 hours of audio. That's bonkers.

I can't believe I've listened to some 400 hours of this already.

800 fucking pages and still nothing happens... just dialogs :(

This got seriously bogged down in the 50s chapters, but it's properly picked up now.

“for those walls of dark stone would pass unharmed, and perhaps unwarmed, through the heart of a nuclear explosion.”

Perhaps unwarmed 😂

Chapter 85 = casual racism against Australian Aboriginal Peoples 😔

This is my bedtime book....VERY LONG

The sunk cost fallacy is so real in this case. There are still a couple of hundred hours to go!

the way this if fucking with my mind

No sé si me está convenciendo. Se está alargando demasiado una escena que encuentro que está fomeee. Espero que pase pronto y retome ideas más choras

Chapter 8: the Lords of Chaos giving chocolaté to Neville was pure gold, I love it

OMGGGGGG. Amé la conversación entre Harry y el Sombrero seleccionador.
El estilo de escritura del autor se parece a la Terry Pratchett, pero con este sí logro enganchar. Lo encuentro genuinamente chistoso (se siente como si fuera una serie de comedia), me gustan los tintes de existencialismo que tiene, y no sé, amooo cómo se está abordando la historia.

hurray for science!

INSANE.

“Professor Snaaaaaape!” wailed Pansy Parkinson in tears. “Tracey ate my sooouuul!” 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Father,

By the time you read this, I'll be dead. Here’s what I think will happen:

First, Greengrass will shoot Bones. Padma will shoot Parvati and Potter will shoot Granger. Longbottom will shoot a bunch of Dragons and get shot repeatedly by us. Padma/Parvati will shoot me, Zabini will shoot Harry, and Parvati will try to shoot Zabini but get shot by him instead. Then Zabini will shoot himself to tie the game.

“I can feel those cold shivers of fear like someone is pumping ice-cream into my shirt. But I know… that history is watching us. It was watching us when we changed into our uniforms. It was probably taking pictures. And history, my troops, is written by the victors. If we win this, we can write our own history. A history in which Hogwarts was founded by four renegade house elves.” 🤣

forking hilarious, Harry the dark lord who doesn’t want to be dark 😹

This suddenly got so dark lol. Poor Luna…