Greg

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
― George Bernard Shaw, John Bull's Other Island

“A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”
― Puck Magazine

“Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.”
― George Bernard Shaw