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“Haters, I'm not your enemy I'm your hero. Cheer up, you should be happy I'm here”
― Nicki Minaj

“If somebody says 'no', you're asking the wrong person".”
― Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner . . . And All Things Kardashian

“I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, "Hey, everyone has a butt. It's not that big a deal!" But I suppose it's flattering. Personally, I've always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, "Oh, my god, your butt's so big." And I'd say, "I love it.”
― Kim Kardashian

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
― Bill Clinton