Ur mom > Ur mom's Quotes

“Kim, you are literally so rude.”
― Kourtney Kardashian

“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
― Paris Hilton

“Once upon a time there lived a real bad bitch. The fuckin' end.”
― Nicki Minaj

“I want @drake to murder my vagina.”
― Amanda Bynes

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
― Bill Clinton

“But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.”
― Nicki Minaj

“You a stupid hoe”
― Nicki Minaj

“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real.”
― Jaden Smith

“The only fears we have to fear is these fears itself.”
― Melania Trump

“When you feel like something is really wrong, it's usually wrong”
― Kris Jenner

“How can you not like Britney Spears?”
― lindsay lohan

“Like the famous lady in the frame (Mona Lisa), to many we remain a mystery”
― Kris Jenner

“Get to know me and see who I am.”
― Kim Kardashian

“Haters, I'm not your enemy I'm your hero. Cheer up, you should be happy I'm here”
― Nicki Minaj

“If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem.”
― Kim Kardashian

“It doesn`t matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own.”
― Kim Kardashian

“I was in Africa in a diamond mine.”
― Kim Kardashian, Selfish

“I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, "Hey, everyone has a butt. It's not that big a deal!" But I suppose it's flattering. Personally, I've always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, "Oh, my god, your butt's so big." And I'd say, "I love it.”
― Kim Kardashian

“You have to stay humble, no matter what, as easily as It's given to you, It can be taken away. Always be grateful for the opportunities that come your way.”
― Kim Kardashian

“If somebody says 'no', you're asking the wrong person".”
― Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner . . . And All Things Kardashian

“We went on every single ride and loved every minute of it!”
― Khloe Kardashian

“I know we will live longer and happier lives with a passion and a purpose”
― Kris Jenner

“If someone tells you that you’re not good enough, fuck them. Seriously, fuck them. Who the fuck has the right to tell you what you’re good enough for?”
― Trisha Paytas, Curvy and Loving it

“Real women are happy, fat, skinny, healthy, unhealthy, dumb, and smart.”
― Trisha Paytas, Curvy and Loving it

“You are given one life. Don’t waste it. Embrace it. Love it. Live it.”
― Trisha Paytas, Curvy and Loving it

“Bottom line: you are beautiful.”
― Trisha Paytas, Curvy and Loving it

“Being confident means being you.”
― Trisha Paytas, Curvy and Loving it

“Remember, nice is awesome. It’s not about being the most popular kid in school or having the best clothes. It’s about being happy with who you are and how you treat other people. If you’re not the coolest kid in school, don’t worry about it! If you’re happy, it’s going to be a great life.”
― JoJo Siwa, JoJo's Guide to the Sweet Life: #PeaceOutHaterz

“Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'. A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'.”
― Nicki Minaj

“You can’t become a billionaire stepping over children sleeping on the street.”
― Bernie Sanders, The Speech: A Historic Filibuster on Corporate Greed and the Decline of Our Middle Class