Rafael

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
― Groucho Marx

“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
― Groucho Marx

“If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you'll spend your life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is to go on doing thing you don't like doing, which is stupid.”
― Alan Watts

“Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?”
― Groucho Marx