Fire Breathing Unicorn

“Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“MEN, Charlene said.
Leave that to you! Willa quipped.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney in Shadow

“What do you care more about? The kids or your hair?”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn