John

“Chutes and Ladders was perhaps the most sadistic board game ever invented. Adults loathed the game; children loved it. The universe thus dictated that an adult invariably got snookered into playing the game with a child.”
― David Foster Wallace, The Broom of the System

“I am tired of this world, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.”
― Alan Moore, Watchmen

“By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.”
― Alan Moore, V for Vendetta

“Without my face, nobody knows. Nobody knows who I am.”
― Alan Moore, Watchmen