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Jon D. Gold
Goodreads Author
Born
New York, The United States
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Influences
John Steinbeck, Tom Robbins, Terry Pratchett
Member Since
December 2007
Dear Agent
So, like any author, I wasted a good many months trying to obtain an agent to rep Rolling Bones. After failing to convince any of them to even read the book, I began sending out this response to their form letter rejections:
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Dear Agent,
Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offe Read more of this blog post »
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Dear Agent,
Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offe Read more of this blog post »
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Rolling Bones
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2014
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4 editions
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“I think that every once in a while, God ventures out for a cosmic burrito of ghost peppers and moon cats. The next day he craps out a giant flaming ball of gas. Those are the stars. The planets are remnants of other meals, grilled lava sandwiches or basalt burgers with Saturn rings. The universe is God’s infinite toilet, and we are the bacteria clinging to his fecal matter.”
― Rolling Bones
― Rolling Bones
“I think that every once in a while, God ventures out for a cosmic burrito of ghost peppers and moon cats. The next day he craps out a giant flaming ball of gas. Those are the stars. The planets are remnants of other meals, grilled lava sandwiches or basalt burgers with Saturn rings. The universe is God’s infinite toilet, and we are the bacteria clinging to his fecal matter.”
― Rolling Bones
― Rolling Bones
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