John

“In my world, reserved Italians, heterosexual hairdressers, clouds without silver linings, ignoble savages, hard-hearted whores, advantageous ill-winds, sober Irishmen, and so on, are not permitted to exist.”
― Martin Amis, The Rachel Papers

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”
― Groucho Marx

“All geniuses die young.”
― Groucho Marx

“Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'You atheist?'

"Kingsley Amis: 'Well, yes, but it's more that I hate him.”
― Kingsley Amis