Carson

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“You should be nicer to him,' a schoolmate had once said to me of some awfully ill-favored boy. 'He has no friends.' This, I realized with a pang of pity that I can still remember, was only true as long as everybody agreed to it.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Hitch 22: A Memoir

“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ”
― Agatha Christie, Agatha Christie: An Autobiography

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous