Soé Abreu

“You’ve read them,” I say instead. “I thought we’d established that I’ve read everything you’ve written.” It’s one of the hottest things anyone has ever said to me.”
― Elissa Sussman, Funny You Should Ask

“I cross the room with a friendly smile, and it almost falters when Ryan openly grimaces at me. I consider vampire hissing back at him in response, but then figure one of us should act like an adult.”
― Kate Bromley, Talk Bookish to Me

“I’m pretty sure that if I were pregnant, my water would have broken at that exact moment.”
― Elissa Sussman, Funny You Should Ask

“I wanted to say that although you might be considered a good businessman, you’ve done it at the expense of being a terrible, verbally abusive father. And one day you’re going to look back on your life and regret the way you treated your children, and I hope it hurts you as much as you hurt them. So fuck you and fuck off.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print