Joey Nathan

“They can't scare me, if I scare them first.”
― Lady Gaga

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.”
― Lady Gaga

“man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
― Adam Roos, The Big Book of Dirty Jokes - Dirty Jokes for Adults

“After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!”
― Ann Taylor