David

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“BRODIE:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”
― Kevin Smith, Mallrats

“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Getting Married