Braxton

“I happen to have a certain fondness for existing--soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss: Cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex...well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is.”
― Jhonen Vasquez

“The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut

“What is generally missed, is that my writing financed research.”
― L. Ron Hubbard

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front