StressedByMountainOfBooks

“Mosquitos prefer to bite children rather than adults - and prefer blondes to brunettes! No-one knows why.”
― Jack Goldstein, 101 Amazing Facts

“I know it's been a long time. As I said before, I just had to deal with scammers, file a trademark for the author name "Cube Kid", work with my publisher, and most importantly, sort my life out. I'm back to writing full-time. Hope I haven't lost too many readers. Hope you guys aren't angry at me. I won't promise when new books are coming out, but I will promise that releases will come faster! As always, thanks for your support, and leave reviews along with a name (if you want). I'll randomly use your names in my ebooks. And, will use someone's name for a new character coming in Book 12 (name will be chosen randomly).”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 11 (An unofficial Minecraft book)

“I DON’T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!” I yelled to the figure behind the door.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“I can’t summon any more gas!” Leo warned. Then his face turned red. “Wow, that came out wrong. I mean”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III