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“Any planet is 'Earth' to those that live on it.”
― Isaac Asimov, Pebble in the Sky

“The painting showed a hairless, oppressed creature with a head like an inverted pear, its hands clapped in horror to its ears, its mouth open in a vast, soundless scream. Twisted ripples of the creature's torment, echoes of its cry, flooded out into the air surrounding it; the man or woman, whichever it was, had become contained by its own howl. It had covered its ears against its own sound. The creature stood on a bridge and no one else was present; the creature screamed in isolation. Cut off by - or despite - its outcry.”
― Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”
― Ludwig Wittgenstein

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx